Blunt Force

DaemoneIsos · Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:21 am

No, it is not Eastwood's latest action movie.

I had seen General Blunt arrive before, but never noticed the title of his command: Blunt Force. Made me smile.

Chaplain Lovejoy · Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:21 pm

Now if we can just get it to be Blunt Force Trauma, we'll have a Civil War TV show on our hands! :w00t:

Eugene Carr · Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:39 pm

Look out for the "We call a spade a spade Brigade" and the "Brutal but honest Division"

Jim-NC · Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:47 am

Speaking of leaders, have you seen John Wayne's unit? Also K. Costner has a calvary unit in the plains.

Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:40 pm

huhu, we love Easter eggs

enf91 · Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:07 pm

So what do you have for we who don't celebrate Easter? Matzo balls? :wacko:

Chaplain Lovejoy · Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:23 am

Narrator: "In this episode of Blunt Force Trauma, the men are getting ready to move out, but discover that General Blunt is not activated."

Corporal Agarn: "Look, the general is passed out from drinking too much. Let's get him over to the Field Hospital where he can get activated."

Sergeant Bilko: "You fool! Field Hospitals don't help with activation. They're for recovering cohesion!"

Corporal Agarn: "The way he's lying there in his own vomit, he certainly doesn't seem to have much cohesion! And the way he's mumbling, he's definitely not very coherent."

Sergeant Bilko:

[What does Bilko say next? I'm out of ideas.]

enf91 · Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:13 am

Wasn't it Sergeant O'Rourke and Cpl Agarn? Then who's doing Grant's laundry?
:siffle:

The end of the Civil War was near, when quite accidentally....

Chaplain Lovejoy · Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:06 pm

enf91 wrote:Wasn't it Sergeant O'Rourke and Cpl Agarn? Then who's doing Grant's laundry?

The end of the Civil War was near, when quite accidentally....

Yeah, I know. Decided to mix shows and eras. Bad idea.

Eugene Carr · Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:05 am

Private Doberman looks at the comatose General and muses "Well better drunk than crazy"

Big Ideas · Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:12 am

"We warned him back in March '61 not to buy that tobacco plantation near Richmond. You remember?"
"Yeah. He said the war would never spread to Virginia and would be over by Christmas in any case. He'll make a killing!!"
"Yes, we have all been doing a bit of that!"

Captain_Orso · Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:20 pm

Eugene Carr wrote:Private Doberman looks at the comatose General and muses "Well better drunk than crazy"

Reminds me of the woman who derided Churchill for being drunk.

Churchill: Yes, madam, I am drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

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