What if the Civil War Were a Musical?
Here's a catchy tune from the second Act (melody: "Master of the House" from Le Miz):
Slap a little Habe
Blame it all on Abe
Throw your tush in jail 'til you be-ha-ave
In you go right now
Better like the chow
Forget about your lawyer an-y-how-ow
Peace reigns on the streets this evening
Isn't it so awful nice?
Bayonets and muskets gleaming
The populace are all like mice
Slap a little Habe
Blame it all on Abe
Throw your tush in jail 'til you be-ha-ave
In you go right now
Better like the chow
Forget about your lawyer an-y-how-ow
Wait until the war is over
Then you see your wife and kin
Should have joined up in Dover
Then you could've saved your skin
...etc