Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:42 am
...the mighty General of the Army Pasternakski, indeed...
You shoulda seen me in them days, kid, I had a lotta class ... all of it low.
I kept tellin' em I had too much rank, but all Korrigan said was, "Well, then, go take a shower and use some deodorant."
Yeah, Korrigan. He's a real beauty, he is. "Forum administrator." Sounds like he's in charge of toga cleaning.
But, I don't get no respect, ya know? The other day, Rafiki asked me how it felt to be a major. I said, "Well, I'm just tryin' to do my duty." So, he said, "Who told you your duty was to be a major pain in the @$$?"
But hey, I'm lookin' for some Pamela Anderson porn videos. Anybody know where I can find any?