rasnell wrote:"It is a little known fact that, if the North American elk had vocal cords, it could not pronounce the word "lasagna."' -- Cliff on Cheers.
Known so little because its lack of vocal chords prevents it from attempting to say the word "lasagna' anyway.
Oh, and none of you have better be
heavier than a duck.
At least napoleon would have had a good answer to :"who made you Emperor?"
Dennis; "Oi, who made you Emperor of France?"
Napoleon: "By proving myself the most competent general in the Revoltuonary Army, i was able to maneuver my way into political power, take command of the republic, frighten away any potential adversaries with my prowess on the battlefield and skill in diplomacy, and finally place the crown on my own head by the strength of my arm and my will.
I made myself Emperor of France.
Any more questions, Monsuerir Dennis?)"